The best breakfast waitress the world has ever seen. She's got glasses and a funny hairstyle. She loves kids but might never have any. Talks about leaving the restaurant business, but she'll be there the next time you come in.
Eat here Large Marge tells you what you want and then charges you for it.
A disgruntled Firefly fan that loses at every game he plays. Tends to try to cheat and still falls on his face. When traversing the worlds of Jedi Outcast and MSN games, be wary of this one. He will blame lag and many other excuses for his shortcomings.
I was playing MSN bowling against Large Marge, and I won with my eyes closed.