Matt- "Ya meng, im face deep in work right now and balls deep in talia"
Hater: Ok, so what's 42,123 x 1,234 million billon
Carl: *Gentle smile* Bitch please ... take this vial. It cures TB. And cancer. By the way, the answer is 51,978.782 billion billion - which happens to be approximately the number of stars in our universe. ;-)
Adam:- "Whoa, tell me what's in this drink Bill! I feel f*cking limitless"
Bill:- "Oh golly, Adam, why are you doing all those back flips with one finger?! Wait - is that Jessica Alba riding your d*ck?"