Home and orgin of the Oompa loompas.
AKA the tanning salon.
Me: "so I walked into Loompaland with my friend and the chick behind the counter was like 'OMG! you're like the palest person I've ever seen in here!!!' and I was like 'yeah well I like to remain people colored, especially when it's snowing out'.
(The above example actually happened. THe oompa loompa tried to stick me in its oven for 15 minutes)