Someone who is obnoxious. A Montoya is used to describe someone that's a total douche who often thinks they are right when they're actually wrong. A Montoya usually has bitches talking about how how creepy and gross they are.
Guy: That guy just hit my car with hit shopping cart!
Guy 2: Yea he's a total Montoya!
dodane przez JuanPablo469 listopad 22, 2011
Montoyas look like fat manly lesbians. A Montoya is most likely someone who is trash. Montoyas are seen as ugly as hell and have pizza faces. Montoyas look like they fell off the ugly tree.
girl: he's so cool!

girl: I know! He's so not a Montoya.
dodane przez JuanPablohola listopad 22, 2011
Montoya means when someone sticks their dick in between their legs. Montoya is a term for being a total pussy.
Guy: You need to stop being such a Montoya and go on this ride!!

Guy 2: But I'm scared as hell to go on it. Just looking at it makes me want to cry!

Guy 2: Fuck I am being a Montoya!! Ugh!!!
dodane przez Jose69s listopad 29, 2011
verb - derived from Juan Pablo Montoya in the NASCAR Sprint circuit, it is the act of putting your car on the underside of an outside car, coming up the bank, tagging the rear quarter panel of the outside car, creating a "pit-maneuver" effect, usually resulting in the spinning of the outside car.
That cop will probably Montoya that Cadillac to end this high speed pursuit.

Looks like Juan is going to Montoya Jeff Burton again, but its okay because new politically correct NASCAR will blame it on Jeff.
dodane przez ConfederateFlorida czerwiec 22, 2008
Down to earth, sweet, caring person. Montoya's are truly beautiful in and out. Montoya's will do anything for the people they love.
John: Have you meet Rachel?
Amy: Yes, she's such a Montoya!
dodane przez Devon grudzień 07, 2014

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