The only nickname that gets to the head of Russian superstar hockey player Alexander Ovechkin.
Disrespectful fan: Hey Ovechkin. Your last name could more aptly be referred to as Ovechcan't! Because it is derogatory and I dislike you, Ovechcan't!
Alexander Ovechkin to Coach: Screw thees. I didn't sign up for thees kind of tormentink. Back to Russia I go! (Skates away crying)