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1.
Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"

(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
dodane przez sublimegirl209 kwiecień 29, 2012
 
2.
(verb)

Similar to 'motorboating', a person rapidly jostles another's chest area with their face. However, in cases where breasts are too small, unsavory, or the target of the 'boating' is a male with defined pecs or gross 'moobs', this is met with the urge to throw up, cry, or play in traffic.
"I went to motorboat Joe's girlfriend but I ended up paddleboating her non-existant tits"
"I think Greg was drunk when he decided to paddleboat fat Steve"
"Chris's pecs were so hard I felt like I was paddleboating two boulders"
dodane przez Ragehound grudzień 16, 2013
 
3.
Like motor boating, except when the girl has small boobs.
Guy 1: Heard you motor boated Susie last night.
Guy2: More like paddle boating. Chick was flat.
dodane przez MMP38 październik 19, 2011
 
4.
The extreme outdoor sport. Usually resulting in boat ramming and intense competitiveness. Builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking.
Johnny: "I went paddle boating yesterday."
Anna: "Wow, I want you."
dodane przez JohnDeer maj 29, 2007
 
5.
When someone masturbates.
I had a nice session of paddle boating last night.
dodane przez Andrea E wrzesień 07, 2007