Taught to me by my Nova Scotia in-laws, a quiff is a Canadian cunt. NOT to be confused with quief which is a pussy fart.
OMG she is SUCH a fucking QUIFF!!!!!!!!!
dodane przez fran429 czerwiec 29, 2006
A Quiff is a queef by quoaf. A Quiff is the rarest form of flatulence. A quiff occurs when a penis is inserted into a vagina and the penis emits a quoaf (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra) thus causing the vagina to fill up with air and causing it to queef (an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart). Very few people have experienced this rare phenomenon.
Winning the lottery is like making a Quiff, its next to impossible to do!
dodane przez chris leisure grudzień 09, 2010
A person who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat; typically the person becomes aroused.
oh, he's got it bad, he just quiffed her seat!
dodane przez pony graph listopad 12, 2009
Air admitting from the vagina mixed with bodily fluid making a farting sound..otherwise known as the pussy fart.
Was that a fart or did you just quiff?
dodane przez eastereggalex18 czerwiec 15, 2009
A modern, ridiculous excuse for a hairdo that only onedirection, boy band looking, self indulgent rat boys use to flaunt their utter stupidity.

In all seriousness, if this is what people consider "handsome" or "cool" now then that's very sad...

One direction and Justin Bieber being to blame again for it's popularity.
"What's that hairstyle?"
"It's called a quiff."
"... What an absolute silly scumbag..."
dodane przez spurstildeath styczeń 05, 2014
A dummy, or an idiot. (see numbnuts)
A kid grabbed my dad's baseball cap and ran in circles. My father gave chase screaming, "Hey you QUIFF get back here!"
dodane przez J4G luty 17, 2011
noun.
An old, creepy man, usually 50+ years, who smells women's bicycle seats in the middle of the summer.
*Snort* Ahhh!

Dude, did that quiff just smell that chick's bicycle seat!?
dodane przez ApolloTloc marzec 17, 2008

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