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A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.
dodane przez psycho bitch marzec 14, 2004
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verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist
"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"
dodane przez mikespooner wrzesień 17, 2007
One of the only judges on American Idol whos honest and fair and tells the truth
::some idiot on american idol sang horribly::

randy/ i give u props dog!
( geez, thats very constuctive)


paula/ you look absolutely wonderful! (like what does that have to do w/ singing)

simon/ sorry to say but that was dreadful! totally off key!
(very honest and helpful!)
dodane przez urbanslushie lipiec 25, 2004
A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.
dodane przez jackiiboii styczeń 18, 2014
A Cunt.
'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'
dodane przez blargh!! grudzień 13, 2009
Greatness. Pulls out the really rubbish singers to give us greatness.
That guy who sang "Like A Virgin" deserved it all the way.
dodane przez Mister Ignorant kwiecień 01, 2004
A depressed,lonely bastard, who is known well for being a dick to many singers and dancers along with many other talented people and also is on AMERICA IDOLE, a show clearly for fucking 14 year old bitches or extremely fat woman who well believe this defination is what they call HEART BREAKING.
Boy:I just completed guitar hero on extreme for every song!
Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.
dodane przez sexybeast1023 luty 20, 2011

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