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The condition of your manbat when inside of very tight pum-pum. The puss cuts off the circulation of your fuckstick making the shaft blue and the head white. Therefore looking like a smurf.
Yo, I thought that girl I stuffed was gonna have pizza dough puss but she gave me smurf dick.
#virgin #good pum-pum #tight #good girl #etc.
dodane przez Original King Kobra styczeń 10, 2006
Someone who owns a Smurf Dick - a cock which has been man-handled and eventually turned an unworldly shade of blue.
I.e Rhys Farley (a proud Smurf Dick owner)
#smurf #dick #cock #rhys #farley
dodane przez EdeenSaawr październik 14, 2011
When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.
Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!
#shane #miller #ogurkis #shmeat #smurf dick
dodane przez Detective O'Gurkis maj 13, 2006
When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.
Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!
#shane #miller #ogurkis #shmeat #smurf dick
dodane przez Detective O'Gurkis maj 13, 2006
a guys balls are so tiny instead of blue balls he gets blue dick
I was taking a piss and I saw Jerred's smurf dick.
#smurf #dick #blue #penis #balls
dodane przez Brennon Petrie listopad 08, 2007
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