Top Definition
To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
dodane przez Jelly Pumpernickel październik 04, 2012
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A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
dodane przez Choadalay-dee-heeee styczeń 09, 2013
another word for ejaculate
bradley, spaff on my tits! said lisa
dodane przez another word for ejaculate czerwiec 10, 2015
To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
dodane przez Big-OH styczeń 23, 2009
1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out
1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt
dodane przez Ja-mmin kwiecień 24, 2005
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
dodane przez d to a the to the n-n-y luty 11, 2007
Girls love juice, guys spunk, girls spaff....
Upon seeing a fit man/woman "I just spaffed in my pants"

"They are totally spaffing!"
dodane przez Nocturnal Eccentric grudzień 29, 2009

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