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1.
Spoff (boffin, swat etc)- a derogitory term that people (midlands, england) use for others more intelligent than themselves. A spoff is suposed to be the one who asks for extra homework and revises for 2 hours for a maths quiz, however, many people innocent of spoffiness are accused of this merely because they are naturally intelligent.
kid one - what did you get?
kid two - 9 out o 10, you?
kid one -oh my god, you SPOFF! i got 3 (smiles with a pride that they underacheived, as it is 'cool')
dodane przez emoscum marzec 08, 2006
 
2.
noun - ejaculate
She makes me want to cough my spoff.
dodane przez Anonymous wrzesień 15, 2003
 
3.
Verb: to ejaculate.
You know that horny bitch with the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.
dodane przez Dan Fox sierpień 13, 2003
 
4.
One giant step above poser
god damn... i cant believe how much of a spoff you are...
dodane przez Joseph Indelicato styczeń 16, 2006
 
5.
West of Scotland term for a joke or a prank. Often as a retort to suggest that someone else is joking or telling lies.
Q.
Did you hear her daughter is pregnant?

A. Spoff!
dodane przez Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet listopad 18, 2004