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A handjob given with Apple products.
Guy 1: Last night Trisha came over. I wanted her to go downtown on me but instead she gave me a stevejob.

Guy 2: Sounds expensive...

Guy 1: It was... but now I feel so hip!
dodane przez navybluejeans styczeń 05, 2012
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-Either a Handjob or a Blowjob that is recorded on any apple product with a camera
Guy 1-"Bro, i went to a party last night and hooked up with this banging chick"
Guy 2- "No Way Dude"
Guy 1- "I got the steve job right here"
Guy 2- "Wow thats your penis"
dodane przez Barista420 grudzień 05, 2011
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A soon-to-be released Apple product. The Steve Job, or iJob, is plugs into the usb port of a computer and acts somewhat like a combination of a mouse and a fleshlight. The Steve Job is planned for release in November 2012.
Two cores in the Steve Job deliver up to two times more power and up to seven times faster. And you’ll feel the effects. Fast. The Steve Job is quick and responsive, which makes all the difference when you’re launching browsing the web, and doing just about everything. And no matter what you’re doing, you can keep on doing it. Because the A5 chip is so power-efficient, Steve Job has outstanding battery life.
dodane przez Apple Steve Job październik 13, 2011
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When someone buys an Apple product right before the announcement of a new/upgraded version of the product that the person just bought.

Essentially, it's Apple fucking you over.

Named after Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple.
Person 1: Dude, you heard about the new iPod touch? It has a damn camera now!

Person 2: Wait, I just fucking got an iPod touch, and you're telling me they just released another one!?

Person 1: Sounds like someone just got a Steve-Job.

Person 2: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!
dodane przez SOBKiller504 wrzesień 01, 2010
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The act of receiving sexual pleasure while simultaneously listening to one's Ipod.
The other day my girlfriend gave me the best Steve Job while I was listening to Phil Collins-In the Air Tonight.
dodane przez Ipod Dome Lover sierpień 24, 2010
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A stevejob is when a woman places an iPhone on their genitals and makes it vibrate, to the point of orgasm.
She was bored, so she took out her iPhone, put it on vibrate, and put it on her clit. When she was done climaxing, she got up, took a deep breath, and said, "That was one heck of a stevejob!"
dodane przez DrHocter luty 07, 2012
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a steve job is when friends spoon in the midst of Steve Jobs, or just because they enjoy cuddling and may be a little intoxicated
liz, are you giving rute a steve job right now?
dodane przez rabbitspooner luty 06, 2011
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