Adjusted penis size. Those with small penises believe that it is calculated by the following expression: ((length x diameter) + width / gerth) / (angle of the tip) to the power of two. However, professionals say that T.M.I. is given by the expression: (length x gerth / angle of the shaft) / (mass /width).
What's your T.M.I.?

Well, I used to say that it was 6.23, but once they recalculated the average of "Nice" penis to 1.5, I came out about my true T.M.I., which is 3.23.
#gerth #angle of shaft #mass #length #width
dodane przez pissedoffredneck maj 21, 2011
TMI
Too Much Information
Person1: Ouch! I cracked my bone. And it's twisting at a funny angle.
Person: TMI
dodane przez JackyZack styczeń 04, 2016
to much information
Cheryl:my boobs are killing me!
Simon: um, Cheryl, T.M.I!
#to #much #information #eww #gross
dodane przez definegirl sierpień 30, 2015
TMI
too much information
mom: the key to a successful relationship is don't go to bed angry and love each other
son: TMI mom TMI
#five i #donut #know #any #related #words
dodane przez I like buttz czerwiec 19, 2015
Adjusted Penis Size
Randy's T.M.I. (Adjusted Penis Size) is 6.3 inches which is above the national average.
#adjusted #penis #size #south park #t.m.i.
dodane przez Bmanv13 maj 18, 2011
TMI
Information more personal than anyone wants, or needs, to know. A common problem on the Internet.
Person 1: I take this drug to help me sleep.

Person 2: Same here. It makes me drowsy.

Person 3: A friend of our family's son died from that drug. He had sleep apnea and he took a pill. He stopped breathing in the night and died. Worst part was, he was left in his house alone for 2 days and his dogs chewed his lips off.

Person 1: Holy sh-

Person 2: Uh, TMI there...
#tmi #t m i #too much information #did not need to know that #wtf
dodane przez Scubatuba listopad 19, 2009
Temporary Moment of Insanity
Person 1 -"Swallow a knife I hate you"

-10 mins later...
Person 2 -"Why'd you say that?"
Person 1 -"Sorry I didn't mean it, I had a T.M.I."
#insane #temporary #confusion #long term #sane
dodane przez KGetzy lipiec 26, 2010
Cykliczny mail ze słowem dnia

Poniżej wpisz swój adres e-mail, aby codziennie rano otrzymywać na niego słowo dnia Urban Dictionary !

Maile są wysyłane z adresu daily@urbandictionary.com. Obiecujemy, że nie będziemy wysyłać żadnego spamu.

×