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The University of Texas symbol. It's supposed to be the front of a longhorn's head, but it looks a lot like the ventral profile of a woman's womb.
Many longhorns wear burnt orange shirts with a white UTerus on them.
dodane przez sambarnes luty 29, 2008
1. The part of a female in which a fetus grows.
2. That organ that hurts like hell once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. Something men don't but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. Not the part into which the penis and/or balls are inserted. That's anatomically impossible, morons.
3. Oh, are you a man? Oh, you don't have a uterus? Well, here, watch as I rip off your balls and throw them down before a herd of stampeding cattle. Get it yet?
dodane przez Angry Girl czerwiec 28, 2006
the "oven" part of "there a bun in the oven." Where the fetus lives.
I can see your uterus.
dodane przez ILoveThom'sChickenDance grudzień 01, 2003
1. The part of a female in which a fetus grows.
2. That organ that hurts like hell once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. Something men don't but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. Not the part into which the penis and/or balls are inserted. That's anatomically impossible, morons.
3. Oh, are you a man? Oh, you don't have a uterus? Well, here, watch as I rip off your balls and throw them down before a herd of stampeding cattle. Get it yet?
dodane przez PMS Chick czerwiec 27, 2006
an individual whom you are fucking around with that happens to be a good 4-5 years younger than you.
SPAM: OMG you won't believe who Ty is dating?
Sven: Why?
SPAM: He's still in high school, he's like 5 years younger.
Sven: OMG ty's with a uterus?!
dodane przez jensalazar525 sierpień 04, 2008
An area on a woman created by pants/shorts that might be a little to big or incorrectly fitted that causes a small bulge or bunched area in the crotch area. Resembling the shape of a uterus.
"Those pants are giving you a weird uterus region"
"Dont buy those shorts, they give you a uterus".
dodane przez Emine marzec 10, 2004
1. The area inside of the female genetalia, used to house a fetus during pregnancy.
2. The area into which the penis or balls are inserted.
"I once shoved a cow into my uterus."
dodane przez Matthew lipiec 25, 2003
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