Van
A person who's mother enjoys partaking in random promiscuous sex involving food and swallowing midgets whole with the vagina. Such acts thus result in a partly fishy, partly moldy bread, odor emitting vagina, which can be smelled from a considerable distance.
Dude that guy's a Van, his mom got paper mache'd by a gang bang of midgets with some turkey drumsticks.
dodane przez kittykat223 październik 29, 2011
Van
An unusually beasty red haired man who attracts grenades and landmines at parties.
I feel bad for Van, that grenade keeps trying to get at him.
dodane przez BMW 318i październik 21, 2010
Van
Van is the most sexiest person i nthe world. hes a new zealander on outrageous fortune. he goes out with briony drysdale and is just so Freakin amazing! everyone loves him. hes a bit of a stoner but the man in romance. he takes sprinkles to a restaraunt to put on ur butterd bread = xxx
oh man. i wana go to the restaraunt with a Van.

Van West off Outrageous fortune
dodane przez Mrs Van West listopad 09, 2010
Cheap plain skater shoes. Stop saying they have tons of designs. The only designs are the bottom of the shoe which is usually white, and the whites laces. And other Vans have the tip of the shoe colored or some ugly line by the ankle. They're simply just like Converse except they're missing the gay white tip. Most people say they last a lifetime only because those people don't probably skateboard or even doing anything. of course they last a life time they're for going out not for soccer or something athletic.
Vans are white trash sneakers that should be for pedophiles bringing their victims to their vans. You're not cool just because you wear the same brand of Lil Wayne, do you really want to follow a rapper with a voice that belongs in a cartoon and is too high to even notice what hes wearing?
White Trash:Dude you just stepped on my new Vans. Gosh im trying to be cool.
Normal Person: Go fuck yourself
dodane przez Soccer Shifty sierpień 21, 2012
Van
A common Dutch durname.
@m3ric@n dud3: "Yoz! That'z my homez Gary Van Zi. No wait, it's Twain Van Pel. No, no, no... It's Berkeley Van Order!"

Dutch Kid: "Actually, it's Mark van Edgar."
dodane przez Tiure Jabba wrzesień 06, 2009
cool shoes that look good.
it is so popular right now! instyle(:
person: ooh what shoes are those?
me: vans(:
person: they look SO cool. i want one!
where did you get it. *puppy eyes*
me: *smiles and walks away* :D
dodane przez iamAWESOME(: sierpień 19, 2006
vans are like super coool .. classic vans i mean .. they're comfortable, variety ect..
nowdays vans are used by preps
someone has a pair of super cool vans
prep: i gotta have them.. everyone does
dodane przez elle sechslingloff październik 11, 2006
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