A vegan does not consume animal products of any kind, including meat, poultry, fish, dairy, eggs, honey, gelatin, or even white sugar, which is typically processed using animal bone. Most vegans avoid wearing leather, fur, wool, cashmere, felt, down, mohair, and silk because of the pain and death linked to animal-based fiber industries. Also Vegan's try to stay away from buying products from company's who preform animal testing.
Friend 1: Hey dude. Albertsons has a sale on Iams.
Vegan: Sorry, Can't buy it...they test on animals.
dodane przez Lord_Kya czerwiec 23, 2006
A word that seems like it should rhyme with pagan, even though it does not. For instance, you never hear of a vee-ge-ta-ri-an or a vee-ge-ta-ble, yet it's vee-gan.
My friend Megan is a vegan pagan, flashin' mo' bling than Menachem Begin.
dodane przez MC 900 Foot Oral Roberts sierpień 07, 2006
A person who avoids all meats and animal products, such as milk, eggs, or leather. Usually a total pussy, who is just trying to be part of some "cause" or lifestyle because they have nothing else better to do. A typical vegan is stupid and ugly, and sports a "Meat is Murder" shirt.

Vegan diets ruin human fetuses, and vegan parents ruin human lives.
Real Life Example of Vegan:
A vegan chick who works at Starbucks bought and ate plain bagels everyday. The dumbass didn't know that the bagels she was eating everyday contained eggs. She finally finds out and says "I DIDNT KNOW THEY USED EGGS TO MAKE BAGELS!!!11"

See? Typical vegan retard.

Since vegans don't like animals being slaughtered for my burgers, we should start slaughtering vegans and making my burgers out of them.
dodane przez Anus Magillicutty styczeń 13, 2006
Derogatory term for something uncool.
Buddy: Dude, that was so gay when she dumped her soda on you!!

Guy: Uhhh... that's... uhhm... not really cool to say anymore.

Buddy: Yeah, I gotcha. What I meant was... that was so vegan when she dumped her soda on you!!

Guy: For sure!
dodane przez Scodam Guttaway październik 15, 2010
A usually pretentious human who denies themselves meat, dairy, eggs, and fish in an attempt to be politically correct. Usually they will sight a study by an obscure hippy Dr. that says this diet is healthy, or declare that animals should have the same rights as people or other lame nonsensical arguments.

The Vegan is also someone who usually enjoys pointing out your "wicked" meat eating ways and pretends that soy products are actually palatable. Symptoms of a vegan are sucked in paper thin skin that shows every detail of their skull, and declaring themself an "environmental activist."
The kids really enjoy teasing the vegans by kicking their puppy and eating tons of bacon.

The vegan broke his leg because instead of drinking real milk, he drank soy juice.
dodane przez Anton Dacy grudzień 12, 2011
Someone who eats neither meat nor dairy. Usually accompanied by extreme liberalism, environmental activism, bisexual tendencies, and tolerance to the point of being unable to tolerate any belief or opinion that isn't left-wing kook-fringe nonsense.
She was a vegan, so he didn't bother asking her out on a date. He merely gave her a tofu sausage and walked away to the sounds of her moaning in what normal people could only vaguely assume was sexual pleasure.
dodane przez Noble Webster luty 05, 2010
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