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When you wake up in the morning and your testosterone is peaked and you have a throbbing erection. You feel the urge to fapit away. And you quick get your porn and mastrubate to it within twenty minutes of waking up in the morning.
*Stretches* Yaawn oh my I just realised I have a throbbing erection. Possibly from an erotic dream. Id better fap this bad boy away.

*fap* *fap* *fap*

That was a great "Wake n' fap
Just as good as a cup of coffee.
dodane przez Spinewhip październik 29, 2009

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