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A monotheistic religion where followers believe in one god: Werner. Werner like the man-god Jesus first chose to introduce himself to the world through flesh. Despite his more recent decent from the heavens, he has existed through all of time, and before time began.
Man with phamplet: {Outside of a house; front door} (Knock, knock)
Individual at door: {Opens door} "Yes, may I help you?"
Man with phamplet: "Yes, I would like to talk to you about something very grave to your wellbeing. May I come in?"
Individual at door: "My wellbeing? Certainly, come in."
Man with phamplet: "If you don't want to spend eternity in Hell, covert to Wernoan!"
dodane przez I believe in Werner styczeń 16, 2010

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