A little round ball of shit (and/or bumwad) stuck in the hair of the crack of your ass and WILLNOT come out.
I gotta trim the hair in my ass crack 'cuz I keep gettin willnots. I really had to reef on 'em last time I wiped my butt, they were so tangled up.
dodane przez jimco grudzień 15, 2005
11 more definitions
n:A small, usually compact, clump of shit that willnot depart itself from your asshole.
"How was your day today?"
dodane przez Will kwiecień 07, 2003
Every now and then you gotta pull out the will nots from your arse.
dodane przez Biggussar styczeń 26, 2008
a piece of sh*t that is stuck on your hole and willnot let go
that piece of sh*t willnot let go of my ass
dodane przez garfielded3e marzec 24, 2007
A small ball of fecal matter which WILL NOT (hence the name) seem to desire to leave the hair around your anal cavity.
My ass doesn't feel right... I must have a willnot or two.
dodane przez nick luty 09, 2004
a little peice of poop in your ass that WILLNOT came out, despite how hard u push.
Oh dude, I had the biggest willnot today
dodane przez kAELA listopad 12, 2003
An amount of feces that remains on your ass hair that will not come off around your anus that have dried that you could not wipe off properly and it hurst to pull them off.
Damn! Those freaking burrito's gave me some damn willnots! I wiped but I can't walk without the friction pulling on my ass hairs!
dodane przez sneakyteaky sierpień 12, 2006