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28.
A Veriation of windows 98 without Dos.

An Abomination that even microsoft wont acknowledge exists.
Windows ME? what are you stupid?
dodane przez theJackal lipiec 28, 2004
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1.
See shit.
The cat took a Windows ME on the floor.
dodane przez Spork sierpień 29, 2003
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2.
The "Mellinium" edition of windows, which was apparently found in Bill Gates' toilet some unknown morning. It is subject to incessant crashing and freezing, and my scanner doesn't work with it, the stupid thing.
If someone IMs me, Windows ME crashes. If I open a webpage, Windows ME crashes. If the phone rings, Windows ME crashes. If a butterfly lands on a flower in the rainforest, Windows ME crashes.
dodane przez Teh Kitteh grudzień 27, 2003
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3.
The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.
Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.
dodane przez Paul czerwiec 22, 2004
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4.
When added to AOL it means you have the worst possible life.
Wow, I feel sorry for that poor bastard with ME and AOL
dodane przez mol3mole kwiecień 06, 2004
435 42
 
5.
Windows ME

aka "Megaflop Edition"

We have banned ME from the building. We bought one copy, and installed it. We left the machine running overnight, and were greeted with a BSD next morning. Sitting there doing nothing ME will explode on its own.

Given that Microsoft collected money for this P.O.S. and made no apology for its brain deadness, it could also aptly be named....

"Malfeasance Edition"
see also malfeasance
dodane przez Anthony Watts czerwiec 02, 2004
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6.
It crashes.
A lot.
Especially when SHITLOADED with FREE programs provided by Dell!
*error beep*
Wtf, where's the error dialogue box?
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press anything.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press ctrl+alt+del either.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...The restart button doesn't do anything...
*harddrive dies*
dodane przez Krill grudzień 30, 2003
222 41
 
7.
1: Either a cruel... cruel joke or one more reason why Bill Gates should be decapitated and dismembered with a pointed rock made entirely out of AIDS.

2: The one true cause for all of the pain and suffering in the world and possibly the universe.
1: OMG, Bill was serious with the ME!! GET THE AIDS ROCK!!

2: ME's code is Satan's supreme overlord.
dodane przez Kevin T. maj 30, 2005
226 66