B-walt originates from Soviet Russia origins. Typically, a B-walt is a smart, handsome man. He may be short in size, but his massive penis makes up for his height. A B-walt typically listens to instrumental guitarist for music and in the post classical Russia era, B-walt means "schvetoc." The B-walt family were very powerful in Soviet Russia, so a statue was built to honor the communist ruler, Czar B-walt. Sadly, the statue construction was abandoned because they could not figure out how to make a penis of his magnitude and place it on the statue without forcing the statue to collapse due to the massive weight being added on.
Thomas "why is B-walt the best at everything"
Russian " Because Soviet Russia give him schvetoc, most power vodka in all of Russia. One drop, Kill baby. Two drops, revive baby."
Thomas " that doesn't make sense"
All of Russia "Al hai B-walt"