Hardened excrement sticking to anal hair. Particularly problematic for long-haired animals.
Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again!
dodane przez Anonymous kwiecień 18, 2003
A small peice of shit that is attacted to a anus hair, commonly called a "Dingle Berry"
dodane przez Anonymous maj 08, 2003
Faece (shit) that drys on the hair around the anal region, resulting in crusty brown shit crumbs.
When he Lisa bent over, Rachelle could see her clinker.
dodane przez green wrzesień 10, 2003
the last bit of tobacco or marijuana that can be smoked out of a pipe or bong, esp when covered by ash.
"there's probably a clinker left in there if you want it."
dodane przez Bifidus styczeń 27, 2012
A rather attractive girl.Origin galway ireland
geez shamie shes a real clinker, id love to put a baby in her.
dodane przez jarlath styczeń 10, 2006
Small balls of toilet paper stuck in your anal hair.
I have a clinker stuck in my ass hair.
dodane przez Meddite listopad 09, 2012
A fucked up occurance brought about by complete and utter incompentence in organizing or otherwise administrating simple every-day situations.
"Stephen pulled a Clinker: he bought a sandwich with his VISA card ten years ago and now has $75,978.34 in credit card debt...no, he didn't buy anything else, just the sandwich"
dodane przez Mr. Shwizzle styczeń 07, 2009