A corndog is a visual representation of what you see when a larger woman is having sex with her skinny male partner.

Sometimes these relationships are referred to as "Jack Sprat" from the popular childeren's nursery rhyme.

Jack Sprat could eat no fat.
His wife could eat no lean.
And so between them both, you see,
They licked the platter clean
OOOOOOOOOh boy, I walked in on Norma Lynn and little Mike, they was gettin' busy...looked like a corndog up in there.

Double Chin Donna pulled a corndog on Billy, i get you couldn't see nothing but his skinny legs and feet.
dodane przez Mile High Smitty styczeń 17, 2013
Encasing a public toilet handle with a turd either by jamming it on by hand or rectally impaling the handle in one's ass, the slowly taking a shit as one pulls out, leaving the corn dog effect on the handle.
I was going to flush, but some nasty bastard corn dogged the handle.
dodane przez W.E. Coyote sierpień 20, 2003
In most cases, a corndog is a joint rolled with a small (or large depending on your taste and tolerance) amount of cocaine in it. Supposed to give you the effects of both without the speedy high of snorting. Not for the beginner.
"Yo bro you fixin to get all bent sideways?"
"Yea sure im down ill roll up a corndog."
dodane przez Richardseven grudzień 19, 2013
To kick a person in the butt hole
Tommy corn dogged the shit out of me in the lunch line.
dodane przez Billy Shit maj 20, 2013
Corndog (n.): a stupid person, more stupid than a clown or douchebag; a walking coated meat popsicle; a mindless consumer.
Me: I'm amused by the way parents tell kids about how there's people "in charge of" things like "honking horn"... there's one person in charge of blah and there's one person in charge of pleh and there's one person in charge of meh
Friend: Kids want to learn, are curious. Parents are stupid
Me: yeah, because the guy that is in charge of the coffee can't be the same one in charge of the horn. if we talk to them like people instead of like corndogs, maybe they'd be smarter
Friend: Haha

Me: and maybe if instead of telling them everything we let them just watch, they wouldn't think we're ask as dumb as corndogs
Friend: Corndogs :D

Me: fookin corndogs, dumbest meat on the planet.
dodane przez livnah styczeń 29, 2011
Someone who acts like a plain old goofball or weird. They act silly or cheesy. Sometimes also called a "cheesy" corndog.
He's such a cheesy corndog! I caught him the other day washing his car with a mop.
dodane przez Junglejim1 styczeń 16, 2009
A time when you're naked and wrapped in nothing except a cover.
Bro ever night before bed I get corn dogged up.

Man I corn dog every where I go

I wish I could just sit back and corn dog
dodane przez webbclan grudzień 14, 2013

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