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1.
Count chocula is possibly the most wonderful thing that has ever been invented, packaged, and sold to the general public. Crunchy, delightful, delicious, it is the only thing that keeps me alive.
i love count chocula
dodane przez Tinkerbelll kwiecień 28, 2004
 
2.
a more badass vampire than edward cullen.
screw edward cullen! count chocula team FTW!
dodane przez sdbfdgsf styczeń 05, 2010
 
3.
Another nickname for Ray Nagan, mayor of New Orleans.
Ray Nagan is also known as Count Chocula.
dodane przez Midda Toups styczeń 19, 2006
 
4.
BADASS
Awesome
Best cereal
You are such a Count Chocula
dodane przez Travis4 maj 12, 2008
 
5.
When a girl takes it in the ass, and then gives a blow job right after, without cleaning the dick off.
I Count Chocula-ed your Mom last night!
dodane przez Roger_RD_Scott styczeń 14, 2010
 
6.
A cereal in which combines two General Mills cereal into one.
A) Being the Chocolety goodness of Coccoa Pebbles
B) Being the Marshmallows of Lucky Charms
After consuming this cereal the consumer may feel a sudden energetic burst inside of them from the intense suger action found within the cereal.
After eathing CountChocula, I fuckin went ballistic on my Brother
dodane przez CountChocula kwiecień 01, 2005
 
7.
Count Chocula is one of the many aliases for Peruvian hitman Alberto-Fonz. He is well known for his many identities and nicknames that include, Count Chocula, Little Mexican Kid, Berty Dozen, Nosferatu, Dracula, and McGruff the Crime Dog. He engages in many illegal activities that give infamy to his name, these include drug trafficking, contract killing, sucking blood from people, and sucking the fun, joy, and laughter from anything that is considered enjoyable. He also participates in many legal occupations such as cereal mascot, farting all over the fucking place, being a crime dog (due to his keen sense of smell), and hanging out with people that are way cooler than him (I.E. those of partial Belgian descent). Alberto is also known for his extreme strength and his ability to tell jokes that have absolutely no humor what soever. He is especially known for his membership in the "Virgin Squad" (for which he is expected to be a member of for the rest of his life). If seen with Alberto you may want to consider suicide because you have no friends at all. Best precaution to avoid Alberto is to not be Mexican, have no friends (he only hangs out with people he knows are cooler than him), and not going to school.
That Count Chocula goes hard... as shell.
dodane przez real tik tok styczeń 16, 2011