A noun which is a similie for the term 'pussy' thus meaning the female gentalia. Or, to be blunt, the vagina. Its existence owes itself to the somehow holey and spongy nature of the vagina. It can be used both factually and in slang.
"Her crumpet was perfectly healthy, despite her concerns."
"Lads, I'm on the hunt for some crumpet tonight"
dodane przez KiwiGarlic123 wrzesień 12, 2014
A word used to describe an amazing guitarist who kicks ass at improv and speaks through music more than words.
Dude! That was a sick-ass crumpets solo!
dodane przez cheesygrins luty 16, 2010
another word for female genitalia.
"Please Ma'am, may I put some love butter on your crumpets?"
dodane przez Bradly J. mitchell październik 23, 2007
A common term used for a toilet brush cleaner. England. Noun.
There is a huge shit in the toilet. Where is the crumpet?!
dodane przez pea123456 luty 06, 2013
The conversation starter when theres an awkward silence.
J: "Crumpet"
A: "WHAT?"
A: "So how are ya James?
dodane przez r0x0rmyj0x0rz kwiecień 03, 2004
little round bits of fyeness
Dude, hand me another crumpet. These are fye as heck and go great with tea!
dodane przez The One Guy wrzesień 27, 2007
A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey dude, me and you gona go eat some crumpets later?
dodane przez Captn Luke luty 27, 2007

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