badge that stupid, petty atheists
put on their car to one-up stupid, petty Christians
and their Jesus fish
, itself being one-upped by the stupid, petty Christians adorning their vehicle with a plastic badge of the stupid, petty Jesus fish eating the stupid, petty Darwin fish. The only worthwhile fish-badge-thing is the one for the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Dammit! I'm so tired of people making perfectly good cars ugly by sticking their damn Darwin fish all over them!