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When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.
Charles: *Urinating*
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!
dodane przez markah stewart październik 22, 2005
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A sexual maneuvre wherein one performs felatio on a man, and then right before he reaches orgasm, turns the weapon on it's owner causing the felatio recipient to ejaculate on himself.
"Dude it was awesome but right when I was about to finish in her mouth, she pointed it at me! Yeah, I spunked on myself, Friendly Fire bro... she got me!"
dodane przez Chad Idaho listopad 30, 2011
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The act of having a friend snitch on you.
Whoa Connor whats with the friendly fire. I though we were friends.
dodane przez Bobby_love luty 24, 2013
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Accidentally ejaculating on another straight man
Jeremy's father walked in, and was caught in friendly fire.
dodane przez Cumshot Carl listopad 12, 2011
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When a male is masturbating and ejaculates with so much force that he shoots a load into his own face
Dale hadn't jerked off in weeks, so when he finally did he hit himself with some friendly fire.
dodane przez Crispee22 wrzesień 12, 2011
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this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation
Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!

George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?
dodane przez Jack10392 maj 06, 2010
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The ONLY thing the americans can excell at
Yee HA I have a really big let's got blow something up
dodane przez Bush Mr G sierpień 29, 2003
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1. To accidentally bomb or shoot a member of your team, typically in the military.
2. To accidentally shoot your load into your significant other, typically because you were too wasted to time your pull out.
"Holy shit!! .....We just wiped out Bravo company with "Friendly Fire", when we should have targeted 200 yards in front of them where the enemy is positioned!"

"Sorry for the "friendly fire" babe, I'm wasted........"
dodane przez J Kong październik 19, 2013
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