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One's own skin. "in the gonk" (naked). My father (1923-2005) used this phrase in our childhood. His father was in the British Army (Royal Engineers) in WW I, so the army slang "gonk bag" for sleeping bag, is consistent.
Your brother's still in the gonk this morning.
dodane przez skribanr maj 11, 2010
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A 'Gonk' is the way to describe someone who is unemployed and spends most of there time smoking marijuana and listening to 90's metal. The typical 'Gonk' is most commonly bisexual and will have sex with almost anything that has a pulse. Although they tend to travel in packs, you will not see this specific class of person at any bars or clubs though as they frighten easily. You will only ever see these types of people at house parties held by other 'Gonks'. A gonk can be identified purely by look and through their methods of communication. The average 'Gonk' will have an unusual hair cut or be wearing an old hat. They also have many piercings and tattoo's and look as though they haven't showered since the early 2000's. A female gonk is, in most instances, a lesbian and has no issue about getting in your face and making comments about you that you don't understand. 'Gonks' range between the ages of 20 and 40 and can even adapt to spawning little 'Gonk' children.
"N'awww, why the hell do we have to go to a party with a bunch of freaking 'Gonks'"
dodane przez Sweet Merryment styczeń 28, 2014
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a word that is used to descibe some one you dislike and is different from an average person, and even slightly geeky.
see that dude over there with a starwars t-shirt, he looks like a bit of a gonk
dodane przez jonny boid wrzesień 11, 2009
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To steal a few moments of deep sleep in the middle of the day
"Right, the meetings not for 20 mins, I'm off for a gonk"

"Where's Steve, he's going to miss the bus! He's gonking his head off upstairs"
dodane przez i2oo marzec 20, 2013
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Sperm, Spooge, or Jizz.

Origin from the incorrect usage of Rob Gronkowski's nickname 'Gronk' by Boston mayor Thomas Menino.
Did you pull out?

Hell yeah, I gonked on that bitch's booty.
dodane przez Donttrynflarge wrzesień 06, 2013
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Another name for a buttplug. Can also be used as a pejorative term for someone who does or continues to do stupid things.
I yanked the gonk out of her and her shit spewed all over my new satin sheets. She's such a gonk.
dodane przez fannymcslap styczeń 25, 2012
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Mark Gairs
Example: "Look, its Mark Gairs the gonk!"
dodane przez paterd453 kwiecień 14, 2011
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