John (Speaking to Carol) : "Nice to meet you, John's the name. Nice rack. Think I met you one time at the bowling party. I won three times."
Carol: "Thanks for introdouching yourself."
Chip: This is my friend Sarah.
Sarah: Did you just introdouche me as a friend?!
Tom - "Yo man you so just Introdouched me!"
Jord: So we have to hang out? We haaaaave to?
Jon: Just wait till I introdouche you, you'll know what I mean!