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43.
A fat dwarf-midgit who is a tranny with a 5mm penis
That Jacob is so cool
dodane przez gyhippo sierpień 18, 2011
 
44.
A Person who is a douchebag and a waste of space. Very self-conceded and likes to steal everyone's things. Has no friends at all and likes to stalk everyone
Guy 1:"Hey did you meet that new kid?"
Guy 2:"Yeah he's such a Jacob, wouldn't suprised if that was his name"
dodane przez Definatore maj 28, 2011
 
45.
Someone who doesn't talk much but sends over 20'000 texts a month. Usually tall,blond and wants to be emo... (which doesn't really work out so well.

A TOTAL webtrovert.
Tarrie: Hey Jake, what's up?

Jacob: *shrugs*

Tarrie: *texts* Heyy... wuzup?

Jacob *texts back* Nm u? long time, no talk... eh?
dodane przez thecabbagechiccas lipiec 06, 2011
 
46.
Blue eyes, usually blonde, smells delicious, but over-all a weird kid. He tends to compare dicks with all of his friends. And he likes to play tag naked. Makes weird noises, and always has boogers.
bob: hey!

george: be right back - *starts running naked*

bob: wow, that kids such a jacob...
dodane przez george blues kwiecień 11, 2011
 
47.
weird guy who was punched in the face BY justin beiber. now lives under a rock with a man named rick who, coincidentally, is not weird at all. go figure.
who's that guy?

oh, him? that's jacob.

is he the guy that justin beiber punched in the face?

the very same.

ha. sucks to be him.
dodane przez applesoft lipiec 12, 2011
 
48.
An asshole who doesn't know how to treat girls, and someone who looks like a rat and is obsessed with gay bikes and dirt bikes !!
A rat named Jacob
dodane przez Partysoccer18002 lipiec 04, 2011
 
49.
An ugly kid who thinks hes all tight and gagsta just because he has an eight pack, so he goes around calling girls fat but then asking for their love the next second, and trying to get in their pants the next. He also enjoys being a cheater face. And threatening to kill himself (sucide).
Jacob:"Cassandra I love you don't leave me! I'd kill myself if I didnt have you!"

"I'm sorry but I cant trust you after what you did with Rachael."

Jacob:"UGHHH I HATE MY LIFE FML DIE DEATH DESTRUCTION your fat."
dodane przez Waka Flocka Dames lipiec 22, 2011