seems nice on the outside but then you get to know him.

ignores you.
not a gentlemen.
not romantic or good looking in any way.
horrible and mean.
hes nice to strangers.
helpful. and okay looking.
short may be tall on rare ocassions.
may have six pack if he is jacob black.
Sally: why wont you answer your text

Jacob: sorry i was busy.....

ex 2
person: i need help carrying stuff
jacob: ill help
dodane przez george logan styczeń 03, 2012
long haired,skater dude who likez 2 play the guitar,smarty pantz kinda guy,laughz often,lovez scary moviez,doesnt get bored easily,wearz skinny jeanz bt not gay haha:),n likez to listen to tdwp <3 =D
jacob :)
dodane przez musiclover26 czerwiec 05, 2011
No one likes Jacobs because you cant trust them:

. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers

Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.
"Jacob, why the @%!$ did you sleep you with my mum?
dodane przez ApuNahas marzec 28, 2013
A large fanboy of sonic and who loves to play as girl pixels.
You like sonic? LOL your such a jacob.

"Man that girl raped in a 1vs1."
"That's not a girl that's a jacob"
dodane przez DeezNutsNigga listopad 27, 2011
A very interesting guy who loves windmills, throws away a lot of trash, hes sweet & nice but can be very bizarre at times.He can get away with doing very weird things because nobody questions his motives. If you are a Jacob you love to snowboard and buy a lot of ski jackets. All Jacobs wear lime green and purple stripes and love to play soccer but like laccrosse better. They might love christmas cookies even though they are jewish and may wear pants that dont flatter theyre figure, but all in all if you are the only exception to his heart, you are a very lucky girl.
Why the hell is he running down the hallway in a superman cape? Ohh hes probably a Jacob
dodane przez astabgurl styczeń 22, 2011
A Jacob is a person that has intercourse with random objects. The ones that he enjoys most are shoes, blenders and wardrobes. Although Jacobs may deny it, they are indian. You can tell this from the dot above his head. He gets erections only when he sees a milf. On special occasions, he inserts moose antlers into his rectal zone.
Steven: Oh look it's Jacob!
Mitchell: Ok. I had better not let him see my mum. He might get a boner.
Steven: Yeah good idea. I had better put this moose somewhere where he cannot see it.
Jacob: Did somebody say "moose"?
dodane przez Leigh Crawford maj 18, 2011
A Person who is a douchebag and a waste of space. Very self-conceded and likes to steal everyone's things. Has no friends at all and likes to stalk everyone
Guy 1:"Hey did you meet that new kid?"
Guy 2:"Yeah he's such a Jacob, wouldn't suprised if that was his name"
dodane przez Definatore maj 28, 2011

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