1. The most amazing and talented person on your team or in your group. No sporting event is even attempted if a Kobe is absent. The level of chicks you meet instantly goes up if you have kobe as a friend.
2. The person you know who demands you work harder than you ever have in your life and treats you like crap if he thinks you're slacking.
1. We would've KILLED that team but they have a Kobe. Nobody could stop him.
2. You: Puking after a 10 mile run.