Disgusting fatty substance

Used for cooking
Can lead to obesity if overused

Can also be a last name of numerous wildly unattractive douchebags

Said douchebags usually are unable to hold an erection with a female and resemble malnourished sickly prison camp survivors

Usually think they are far superior and need put in their place

Prefer video games over people
I used so much lard when I made that dish today you'll probably gain five pounds.

Oh you mean elliot lard. I saw him on YouTube once. Gross
dodane przez Twistedtee październik 20, 2015
A awesome friend who doesnt care that lard is his nickname, wicked sense of humour!!
"Hey Lard"
"Hey what"
dodane przez elese, em, milly & shannon styczeń 27, 2009
someone who is being stupid, annoying, bad a something, or their just fat and eat everything

Dylan: dude Connor ate all of our food.

Kyle: dude he's lardy


Dylan: dude Eathan is hella annoying and only eats fucking goldfish.

Kyle: wow what a freaking lard....
dodane przez lardlover październik 17, 2011
animal fat

or a person thats really fat and thinks it super funny

a funny looking fat thing
Jabba the Hut.... what a lard?!?
Put some lard on that pan girl!?!
dodane przez meaniewtf czerwiec 08, 2009
An expression used to convey feelings of annoyance, irritation, dissatisfaction, or general disgust towards a particular situation, or a comment made by somebody.
"Man, that new Vin Diesel movie is amazing!"
dodane przez Mitch Martin sierpień 08, 2007
An annoying fatass whom you still hang out with even though he's a moron and his speech and thoughts never make any sense. Alledged to have marijuana flowing in his bloodstream.
Why thinking like Lard you dumbass.
dodane przez gongkia grudzień 27, 2003

2. A quantity of food (or drink) which may contain caffeine or carbohydrate. It will serve to keep a man on his feet & keep him able to complete the working day.
"If I don't get a cup of lard in me then I will probably die".

"Lard on". (Usually proclaimed upon arriving home after work).

dodane przez Stuey Atrium grudzień 03, 2003

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