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a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.
My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.
dodane przez Don Juan marzec 08, 2003
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1. A girl or unmarried young woman. A maiden.

2. An abbreviation of maidservant or handmaiden: a female servant who cleans the house and waits on you.
1. The bride, a fair maid sixteen years of age, stood veiled beside a groom a decade older than her whom she had never met.

2. The lady of the manor ordered two maids to stop chatting and return to work.
dodane przez Loreleili październik 16, 2010
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Massive Alcohol-Induced Dump.
Dude, I just had the world's biggest M.A.I.D. Crushed way too many PBRs last night.
dodane przez superculona wrzesień 27, 2009
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The act of cunfusing one's self.
The math equation was confusing, Fred mai'd him self trying to do it.
dodane przez qwertyismynamedontforgetit styczeń 18, 2011
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An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform
"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"
dodane przez vidrome listopad 15, 2009
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Mark's Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. A special type of AIDS that Mark Bloyd has.
"Did you hang out with Mark this weekend?" "No because he is in the hospital with MAIDS... asshole."
dodane przez Dr Wright marzec 12, 2009
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The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).
I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.
dodane przez Evan Met kwiecień 20, 2006
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