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The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.

A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)

It is a name.

It happens to be my name.

Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?

Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...

Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.

Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-

Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...

Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.

Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.

Jamie: O.O wut?
dodane przez MANIAC!? grudzień 01, 2013
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Clueless, yet trainable.
Mike is completely clueless about asking you to dance. But it's ok, he's trainable.
dodane przez SquishyG wrzesień 24, 2013
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This ugly motherfucker who thinks he sooooooooo cool but really hes a trash licking sock fucking pencil sucking white haired leg shaven roach, who reminds me of a retarted albino beaver who got repeatativly wacked with a large rusty pair of sunglasses. plus he hits girls. his mom is a witchbitch.
Taylor: Um, is that mike over there in the grass?!?
David: No, silly goose, thats just dog shit.
dodane przez LAdy gaga czerwiec 20, 2012
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60.
Mike-Roscopic penis...a guy with a small penis
Sarah, "That guys kinda cute!"

Kim, "Yeah, but I heard he's a Mike."
dodane przez MikeHunt509 marzec 16, 2014
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A piece of shit. The worst person on the planet. Gets confused with the count from sesame street. Can't not handle his liquor. Punches holes in walls and breaks doors. Has no respect for women and is supposedly a "sex addict". Cares only for beer and food. ALCOHOLIC. Also has a chronic coughing problem. Disliked by many.
Dude how much did you drink last night, you pulled a mike.
dodane przez Josh alan33 maj 27, 2011
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62.
An asshole who thinks he is the best, but isn't
I'm so awesome

No your a mike
dodane przez High thug luty 04, 2014
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63.
1. Half of the name of a jellybean like candy
2. A green cyclops from monsters inc

3. A guys name
1. You know what tastes really good Mike and Ikes
2. Mike wazowski, that wazowski with one I

3. I saw mike yesterday
dodane przez fruitloopsfromouterspace styczeń 16, 2014
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