a bitch who cleans and cooks
now thats a mom right there.
dodane przez dave smitherson październik 20, 2010
The person who cares for you no matter what you do. the one that loves you unconditionally sense the first day they saw and met you. Your mom is someone who puts you before themselves no matter what and will always listen cause your mom can make anything better. She makes you home baked cookies when its cold in the winter and sweet tea in the summer. She occasionally embarrasses you cause thats what shes supposed to do, but sometimes you get a really cool mom! Your mom is the best lady in the world.
Do you know Julias mom?

Yeah, shes so cool i wish she was my mom!
dodane przez Hopee. lipiec 11, 2010
The woman who wants you to get something that's 5 feet away from her
Mom, get it yourself, YOU HAVE 2 LEGS
dodane przez Danker Memer kwiecień 05, 2016
The word nowadays people use as a joke just to be messed up...I love you mom....and with the help of the dad she brought you into this world.
I love you mom you care for me and protect aswell as my dad....You are truly the best....I love you mom.😇
dodane przez BadassFucker!! marzec 06, 2016
Moms are odd they care about you alot but sometimes it is embarrassing because you don't really want them around.
My mom will always above me.😑
dodane przez Princess fluffy butt marzec 03, 2016
Somone who knows all. Sees all. In your privacy.
My girlfriend was such a mom last night. She scares me
dodane przez Robojoe styczeń 26, 2016
One of the only people who will ever love you as much as she does. She cares about almost everything you do.

Especially your internet history. Oh, and why your room is so messy. And why the heck you are on urbandictionary.com.
Friend: Dude, why weren't you playing Minecraft yesterday? I was waiting for you!

Me: Oh, my mom decided to take away my Xbox.

Friend: Wait-really?

Me: Oh yeah. She got me a first generation iPad instead

Friend: Why?

Me: She wants me to do 'better things with my time.'

Friend: Like getting another Xbox with her money?

Me: Oh yeah. Were do you want to meet up?
dodane przez Captain Lieutenant listopad 29, 2015
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