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10.
Wait until an unsuspecting fool falls asleep with their mouth open. In the early morning hours - rip your underwear off, place your asshole flush against their open mouth, and fart as hard as you can.

This will usually result in the victim violently coughing, and having intense diarrhea.
Today I performed the old Morning Glory prank. My roommate Todd was coughing and shitting himself all day. What an idiot.

Yesterday, I tried pulling of the ol' Morning Glory trick, but my friends mom caught me ripping my underwear off and told me to go home.
dodane przez Bulbous Jack H grudzień 20, 2011
 
1.
To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.
Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out
dodane przez oxmix październik 21, 2003
 
2.
When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"
I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.
dodane przez Scott Coleman kwiecień 02, 2008
 
3.
An erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning.
Man waking up with a mysterious erection.
dodane przez Jimmy Tinker kwiecień 24, 2004
 
4.
an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.
"Rob always gets a morning glory"
dodane przez i seek the truth! marzec 17, 2003
 
5.
The seeds of several varieties of Morning Glory (Ipomoea violacea) contain a naturally occurring tryptamine called Lysergic Acid Amide (LSA), which is closely related to LSD. Seeds are taken orally, and can be eaten whole or the active alkaloids can be extracted.

The most common active varieties of seeds are Heavenly Blue, Pearly Gates, and Flying Saucers. Like LSD, LSA acts as a "psychedelic" or "hallucinogen" which can have strong mental effects.
I didn't have any LSD so I orally ingested some Morning Glory seeds instead.
dodane przez jiblair październik 28, 2003
 
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1. LSA or 9,10-Didehydro-6-methylergoline-8ß-carboxamide or D-lysergic acid amide or LA-111.
C16H17N3O3
2. To wake up with a 'hard-on'.
1. "Know where I can get any Morning Glory seeds?"
2. "I've got 'Morning Glory'."
dodane przez Diego sierpień 31, 2003
 
7.
Waking up with a hard on
Morning hunnie, wanna sort out my morning glory?
dodane przez Bandylank październik 08, 2008