Top Definition
When your testicles get inflamed and cause sterility.
Man, that guy has the mumps!

What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.

Yeah. Nasty.

dodane przez Pollup grudzień 01, 2007
A very inconvenient disease.
Jeff: "I've got Mumps"
Big Al: "That's inconvenient"
dodane przez Lance_Uppercut maj 06, 2009
Verb, An act involving three individuals, (Two living and one dead)In which one of the living individuals (person a) places his/her mouth over the dead persons genitals while the remaining individual (person b) jumps on the dead individuals stomach forcing the parcially decomposed remnants of gooey goodness into person A's mouth. mmmmmmmm

Noun, The sound made by the act explained above.
Lets go mumping tonight!!
dodane przez Zack George kwiecień 26, 2004
(v) Mump, Mumped, Mumping, Mumper, Mumpee.

To mump someone is to hump that persons mum.

This word first surfaced in Paisley, Scotland during a conversation while watching saw III. A joke was made about a child filming his mother in her bedroom from the closet in order to put the video on his private website.

The perpetrator of the act of mumping is known as a mumper while the person whos mother is being humped is known as the mumpee.
You're getting mumped!
You just got mumped!
Shut it or I'll mump you!
I'm going to mump your maw! (hump your gran)
You mumper! (mother f*cker)
You got one hell of a mumping last night!
dodane przez Jamiesons & Craig marzec 13, 2011
To work overtime in a job to earn more cash.
Im mumping on another bank holiday!
dodane przez __Ben__ styczeń 07, 2008
Mump: a small round lump which replaces the penis or vagina.It usaully has a single hair that is surronded by a small purple circle, similar to a nipple.
I waled into Timmy's room and he hd his pants down. I saw his mump and screamed. It was the worst thing I had ever seen.
dodane przez Jeff Camacho luty 15, 2007
verb. two people go dig up a freshly buried male corpse, someone , one of the two people, put the corpse's balls/dick in his/her mouth while the other person jumps on the corpse's stomach while you ingest whatever comes out.
My friend and I went mumping and it was fun.
dodane przez the chink marzec 09, 2004

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