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When the shaft of a male's penis adhears to his scrotum or testies via sweat or uncomfortable clothing and positioning. When when viewed from side or at a profile view, bears resemblence to former President Richard Nixon's face.
Man his classroom's way to hot. I've totaly got a nixon going on!
dodane przez Ressaler lipiec 16, 2006
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A bowel movement. Shit.
I gotta take a nixon.
dodane przez Geezer grudzień 04, 2003
(Verb) A variation of a motorboat. While a man is shaking his face between two breasts he will hold up peace signs and say "I am not a crook!"
He started to give me a motorboat but then he started giving me a Nixon
dodane przez shazwald luty 02, 2010
Getting fucked over. Taken advantage of. Named after President Nixon.
"Dude, I just got nixoned!"

"Oh man, my HMO nixoned me."

"I'm going to nixon that guy."
dodane przez ghammer sierpień 03, 2013
Fecal matter that is not completely diarrhea, yet not solid either. Also known as the triple s' (semi-solid shats), the nixons commonly have the look and consistancy of seaweed. Usually appear the next morning after a long night of drinking. Many times they "attack" suddenly and without much time to react.
"Dan had to run to the bathroom as fast as he could cause he was attacked by a case of the nixons."
dodane przez SpookN listopad 30, 2005
A man who attempts to engage in intercourse without a condom without his partner's awareness... i.e. a tricky dick.
"I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He's a total Nixon."
dodane przez tra4 luty 14, 2012
After you get charged with a crime you get away with it.
Man I got a nixon in court today.
dodane przez c-town roller luty 06, 2008

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