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I was told phaff is “an old English term for taking an extraordinary amount of unnecessary time to do something, particularly when others are waiting on you.”

But it is actually a derivitive of the acronym for “Fucking Around Forever”!

see also: phaf or faf and phaffing or faffing
We were all psyched for the fresh pow and ready to go, but now were waiting for Jonny’s girlfriend while she phafs. She lost her lipstick or keys or something. Now the freshies will be gone!

Please stop phaffing Tracy… Grab your bag, let's go already! We are soooo late for the airport, hurry up!
dodane przez BritaJoy kwiecień 14, 2008

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PHAF: when you can't decide if someone is PHAT, or FAT. So, it has BOTH the "PH" and the "F" in the one word.
Man, that chick if fat, and yet still phat.
She's fully phaf man.
dodane przez stirfriedemu kwiecień 11, 2011

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An acronym for PantyHose And Feet - typically used in reference to fetish subjects about pantyhose and/or feet.
Man I'd love to see her PHAF.
dodane przez ChadTheFrog czerwiec 07, 2009

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ph (philosophical) a(as) f(fuck) ; when you're high and you think of something philosophical, but you are too high to say the full meaning so you shorten your words with phaf ; if you think something you did was very philosophical, it can be used casually as well
"Did I tell you about my great idea today?"
"Yeah! That was phaf!"

My presentation in class today was phaf.
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