father: James, you idiot! There's one one answer to your question. if you don't want a treicha from your girlfriend Lily.
Just stop living underwater and simply ask her if she wants to join you at the gym. What's the worst that could happen, right?
2. A chunky/ other wise not bad looking white dude.
3. A dumb blonde male with over chunked ego.
"Yeah, he's a fat ass, but he's a cute little pork-chop!"
She was compelled to notice him, due to his stupidity and 'bad ass' attitude, "what a freakin pork-chop!"