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When you have sex with your girlfriend and her mom in the same day and then steal their hubcaps.
Man, Drew pulled off the sloppy jose, getting his girlfriend and her mom in one day. Then he stole their hubcaps!
dodane przez Capn26 sierpień 27, 2006
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When someone (usually mexican) works a 9-5:00 shift, mows his lawn, sweeps the floors, makes sloppy joes and has sex with his wife without showering and then goes back to work.
Man did you see Derek pull that sloppy jose? He had to be tired....it was amazing.
dodane przez Chase "Brownie" Brownfield październik 18, 2006
(noun)

The act of placing Sloppy Joe meat in a tortilla rather than a bun.
That peen Mark forgot the buns so we slammed on some Sloppy Josés instead.
dodane przez Ryan Lefure maj 11, 2013
A sloppy jose is when you fuck a girl in the ass and just before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into a double shot of Jose Cuervo. Then, let her take the shot like the dirty whore she is.
Last night I slipped that chick at the bar a sloppy jose.
dodane przez wall mirror czerwiec 19, 2009
When a guy goes down on a girl that slept with two or more guys that came inside her and tastes the other guys cum..
yo my boy went down on that chick and told me she tastes like a couple sloppy jose's
dodane przez pingo de oro wrzesień 06, 2011
the Mexican equivalent of a Sloppy Joe commonly served with carne asada and other toppings inside two slices of bread (pan); Torta
The torta is like a mexican sloppy joe.
Wouldn't that be called the sloppy jose?
dodane przez Sexy Conservative styczeń 26, 2011
when you cum in a girl and fall asleep right after. this will most likely cause the conception of your 4 and 5 child.
i got this condition known as sloppy jose, after i bust my nut i'm gonna pass the fuck out so don't ask me what i'm thinking about
dodane przez kingcaddy marzec 15, 2010

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