In advertising sales, a potential customer who talks about how big he is as a company and how he has all this advertising budget to spend with you but then he gets sticker shock when you present him a package at 100 per month.
Paul: Hey Mike did you sell that contractor you saw in the hamptons today?

Mike: No that guy was a Smurf
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-Random players not associated with your squad in a video game. Easily recognizable with a blue name tag above their head vs green for your squads.
- Tom: " Man who the fuck is shooting at me?!?!"
- Joe: "Its some fuckin dumbass team mate lightin you up"
- Tom: "fucking smurfs man!"
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A Freshman in Collage !
hahaha Look at those smurfs !
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the greatest funniest cutest creatures ever. while it is very wierd that they r delivered by stork and there is only one girl in their whole village it is totally adorable. They love to sing while they work, and use the word smurf for pretty much everythhing. Gargamel and Azrael are the two most common of their enemies but there are more also.
uses of "smurf"
what the smurf?
that looks smurfy
you stupid smurf, why would you smurf like that?!?
she smurfed me first
we're having a smurf old time!
how dare you smurf that language!
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(verb)
To hold someones head in a mop bucket til the bubbles stop then text 911 for help!

*(past tense) smurfed
He ready get smurfed if he keep playing with me!

I am seriously about to smurf that trick!
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A smurf is a person that is very small, for example a midget.

The word Smurf is from a comic and television franchise centered on a group of extremely small blue fictional creatures called Smurfs.

so when you call someone a smurf it indicates that your calling them very small aka midget but you say smurf because it sounds better ;)
look at that little smurf bitch
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Process of changing the color of one's genitals blue while performing oral sex after the consumption of a blue raspberry slurrpie.
Despite my immediate frustrations with buying her a blue raspberry slurrpie, I was very pleased to see her smurf me upon the completion of her frosty treat.
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