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(n.) (1). Invalid humor syntax (2). a joke lacking tact that has missed a target audience
(3). a practical joke of any caliber (4). Sarcasm
(v.) (1). To insult ones' insult (2). To make fun or be made fun of (3). To engage in practical jokes.
(a.) (1). unfunny (2). Sarcastic
Snarfing, Snarfed, Snarf, Snarfer.
I missed your toilet seat,

like you miss your ex?

Snarf.
dodane przez TheProfessor420 październik 27, 2012
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A guy who derives pleasure from running around sniffing girls' bicycle seats. (Not to be confused with a "twerp").
"Do you know what a twerp is? When I was in Shortridge High School in Indianapolis 65 years ago, a twerp was a guy who stuck a set of false teeth up his butt and bit the buttons off the back seats of taxicabs. (And a snarf was a guy who sniffed the seats of girls' bicycles.)

-- Kurt Vonnegut, in "A Man Without a Country".
dodane przez Dinkum lipiec 08, 2013
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10.
To sniff the pointy bit of a woman's bike seat, after thier use.
"Have you snarfed her yet?"
Not yet, I'll wait till she's not looking."
dodane przez Beast trollers marzec 04, 2014
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snot+barf=snarf: A violent expulsion of masticated food or liquid via the sinus cavity usually caused by an involuntary reaction from an external stimuli. I.e. laughter, surprise, a sneeze, etc.
I was getting ready to swallow a huge bite of my hot pocket when John exclaimed he had shit himself. Needless to say, I SNARF-ED my hot pocket with such force most of it splashed into my chocolate milk. That which was not expelled from my sinus cavity was firmly lodged behind my eyeball...heh, heh, heh...I can still smell it. It would have been a lot less painful had it been pudding.
dodane przez Geetboxrod kwiecień 17, 2008
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the ORIGINAL definition of snarfing was: The act of snorting liquid or food out of one's nose due to unexpected laughter.
A friend's joke that reaches an unexpected punchline often makes you snarf your soda.
OMG! You tickled me and made me snarf my milk!!!
dodane przez zaxy czerwiec 05, 2013
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one who bites at their fart bubbles in the bathtub
nathan is a snarf
dodane przez ingeniusbastard maj 23, 2011
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-verb
1. To eat voraciously, hastily, or hungrily in large quantities.

2. The act of a man sucking another man off while said man is asleep and unsuspecting. This often takes place at sleepovers.
After a long night of video games and snarfing pizza the boys decided to go to bed. But Dan stayed awake, waiting until Bill was asleep so he could arise and snarf his cock.
dodane przez Constance Glen kwiecień 21, 2010
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