Short range wepon usually found in offices
he attack me with the stapler
dodane przez Leon9 lipiec 19, 2004
From the movie "Office Space". Milton's prized Swingline. He obsessed about it and the possibility that management may take it.
Stapler- used to describe the act of lacking any common sense; describes the act of worrying about something trivial, usually applying to someone who you manage or supervise
"Stapler..um my..my.. stapler."; As I was walking by Michelle's cube, she snapped and got all "stapler" on me.
dodane przez DA MAAAN! wrzesień 28, 2004
A tool used for shooting someone with small pieces of metal. To make this look unsuspicious, many children will use it to connect papers together. A sure way to annoy your teacher
Earlier today, a teacher handed out tests to all of her students. Moments later, an ambulance was called because of mulitple metal staples shot into the teacher's back from staplers found sitting in empty desks. No children were found.
dodane przez HalloweenShadow wrzesień 07, 2005
Code word used amongst theater people in the Dallas, Texas area to identify stalkers. Primarily used with regards to jaded ex-lovers, unwanted crushes, and other such undesirables who refuse to cease contact. However, the term is also lovingly used in jest from time to time. Term originated in early 2011 from an unfortunate iPhone auto-correct incident.
"I totally just got a text from my stapler!"
"My stapler has resorted to late night drunken phone calls."
"You were fantastic! I'm your number one stapler."
dodane przez jennriffic wrzesień 30, 2011
A cute down to earth girl who will click with you like a stapler clicks things together
Dude shes such good stapler material.
dodane przez RoseOfHola lipiec 26, 2010
a short range office weapon
if your boss comes in to your office and you have your stapler....
dodane przez apoi grudzień 19, 2009
clingy bitches at woodport
this stapler (steph) wouldnt leave me alone when i getting crunk at woodport
dodane przez Jason Attard1 maj 27, 2012

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