Top Definition
n. the swagger of a douche
Wow. Look at him and his swouche.

He's so cute, but he's got such a bad swouche that I just can't date him.
dodane przez rybran listopad 06, 2009
Short for the words (Swag and douche).

One who thinks they have swag by limiting their vocabulary strictly to douchey terms and phrases of this generation.
Ricardo " WHY TF does Hakeem always say 'YOLO', 'or nah?', and 'on fleek!!!!'"

Dayqwuon " Because he doesn't know any other words..."
Ricardo & Dayqwuon "...WHAT A SWOUCHE!!!!XD bahahhahah"
dodane przez milleniumQueen kwiecień 15, 2015
To take a wisk of generally strong Russian vodka, or sometimes Listerine, and forcibly hose it into the depths of the vaginal abyss of a female, hence rendering your mouth a makeshift douchebag, or in this case a swouchebag.
Emily Cronin's vaginal chasm had once again filled itself with moderately sized fungal colonies, and I offered to swouche it for her and rid it of its live cultures.
dodane przez Fletcher, Grandson of Genghis maj 02, 2007
a sound made when douching the vagina.
last night when my girlfriend was cleaning her box and i heard the loudest swouche ever.
dodane przez wam listopad 19, 2004

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