the slowest fucking "thing" on the motherfucking earth with a small ass dick and no bitch to fuck
that one gay turtle
dodane przez lah lah lah listopad 22, 2014
When you're talkin to a person, and they're not comprehending what your'e saying.
"Omg yo, ur so dumb! Turtle."
dodane przez Llened październik 01, 2014
An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.
Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!
dodane przez TheNameIsHedvig kwiecień 28, 2014
A small amphibian with a hard shell and loose skin. It walks at a slow speed and can live for up to 200 years!
The turtle walk slowly across the street.
dodane przez SexyMan12271 listopad 05, 2013
Someone who is slow at realizing just about anything. They comprehend something 5 minutes after you say it. They are usually awfully slow.
"Man im no turtle!"
"I said you were an hour ago"
dodane przez iamthyturtle styczeń 12, 2012
a bum who only takes a shit every other hour
man that new kid is a shitty turtle
dodane przez scc12321 październik 12, 2010
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