In the Anus. Popularized on the website Fark.com and is a cliche
among TotalFarkers. Originated from a news story about a young man who poked his friends in the backdoor with his finger
on a high school football bus trip. In the story, the judge is quoted as saying "an unsolicited finger
in the anus, while crude, is not criminal".
What should you get your mother for Christmas? Well, I gave her a UFIA.