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1.
To masturbate, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum.
I wank off when I think about fucking Sophia.
dodane przez GuidoPosse69 luty 08, 2005
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2.
A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.
dodane przez bastardized bottomburp maj 28, 2003
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3.
1. a wanking competition
2. tossing off
3. derogatory term
1. let's have a wankoff
2. can you give me a wankoff
3. you're just a wankoff
dodane przez jaffaw lipiec 14, 2009
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4.
To have a wank fight. You have to masturbate against another player and the winner is who lasts the longest. You must attempt to wank at at least 20 mph. Try and collect your jizz in a cup and compare to other players for more win.
"I totally kicked their asses in that wank off last night. I managed to beat 4 people in a row"
dodane przez XavierPoop styczeń 29, 2014
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5.
A high speed, pointless guitar solo. Often utilized by 80s-era hair bands. Serves no real purpose musically, except to demonstrate the technical prowess of the guitar player.
Bass player: "So, are you going to unleash any wild guitar solos on the crowd tonight, man?"

Guitar player: "Damn straight. I'm gonna wank off all over that audience, dude".

Bass player: "Sweet. Now let's get back to hoovering lines off of this hooker's ass".
dodane przez WipeOnCurtains październik 07, 2007
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6.
What I do when I look at Jodi Padecky's cute little buttcheeks.
After talking with Jodi, I always wank off on some hookers ass.
dodane przez sicko the clown listopad 14, 2004
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7.
A funny but not mean way of saying something like "fuck off" for example.
Wank off Ian!
dodane przez KiBeCh styczeń 28, 2009
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