With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway.
"I can't believe you let him do you W.O.N.K.Y. Your ass must be SORE!"
dodane przez Dr. Buttz wrzesień 07, 2007
Extremely drunk
Jack was so wonky last night! Did you see him try to get off with that tree?
dodane przez Grottyface listopad 11, 2014
fucking....fucked up.
dude, that chick is so wonky!

why man?

dude. SHE HAS FREAKING BLUE WAFFLE.
dodane przez bluewaffle12345yu sierpień 16, 2010
The after feeling one gets after smoking weed. It is essentially a high hangover.
This weed will have me feeling wonky for days.
dodane przez Lilpistolstarter sierpień 23, 2013
adjective: flaccid. limp, of a penis.

when yo jonky is not doin its thang right, its wonky.
i was gonna hit this nice m&m sesh with that trick monica, but then monique walked in and mah jonky went all wonky.
dodane przez AldeyRAY styczeń 23, 2010
Wonky (n) - the slight cock eyed, retarded horse like thing you might see on blackpool beach taking obese family members 10 yards down the beach before the 'wonky' collapses. In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'
In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'
dodane przez Ben Sutton HK styczeń 22, 2010
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